It's a real thing.
And now it's not just polluting the Pacific Ocean,
but also taking up space on Adam W's forearm.
It was a lot of fun, so I hope he collects them all.
I guess every ocean has one,
due to ocean currents,
and filthy, wasteful human beings.
One week till xmas.
Which means one week till we board a plane and fly to Hawaii.
I'm gonna fly right over that big, floating garbage patch,
and spend the holidays somewhere a little less....seasonal.
I mean, you probably won't find me on a beach,
but you won't find me shoveling snow, either.
But if you're super into the holidays,
and need some new xmas jams,
head over to the Suckapants blog,
It's free, and Dark Dark Dark has a track on it.
Get caroling.
